this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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