Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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