i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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