I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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