So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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