I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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