i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I party with great urgency now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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