please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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