we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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