i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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