Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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