how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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