Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
