out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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