Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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