ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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