i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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