i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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