I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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