Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Maybe he injected his testicle?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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