I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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