If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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