just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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