Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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