is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just googled if crying burns calories
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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