I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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