I'm eating all of the evidence.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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