Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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