Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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