I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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