well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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