I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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