What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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