Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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