at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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