I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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