Cold hands, warm shart.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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