I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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