What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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