I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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