im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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