The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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