Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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