the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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