Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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