Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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