mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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