She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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