When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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