Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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