This is not my ceiling
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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