Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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