Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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