I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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